Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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