This is not my ceiling
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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