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yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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