That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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