I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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