I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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