Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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