Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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