he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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