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sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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