I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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