Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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