So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Randomize
