there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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