Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
This is the high leading the old right now
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
