But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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