Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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