So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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