i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
My Sexting was not on an AP level
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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