I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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