Having a random hookup so left but love u
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
false alarm, still single
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