Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
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