I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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