I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
We're too hungover to prance.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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