Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
My Higher Power is John Stamos
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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