Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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