What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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