I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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