yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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