i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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