I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
Randomize
