So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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