You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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