my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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