Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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