Betty ford says i'm here all night
he thought i was a dude.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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