In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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