I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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