the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
