They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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