I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i need some magic done to my vagina
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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