With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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