We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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