Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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