hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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