Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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