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(520): View more from Arizona

i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.

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(941): View more from Florida

I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"

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(316): View more from Kansas

Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.

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(541): View more from Oregon

bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?

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(630): View more from Illinois

i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?

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(209): View more from California

Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.

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