Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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