I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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