i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
my shit smells like andre
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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