I need help removing her.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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