why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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