Soap is not a condiment
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
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