it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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