if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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