glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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